The problem with fanboys is that most never had dads

The problem with fanboys is that most never had dads, and thus they run around like little girls like Wyck Godfrey, hiding is soullelss, plotless plans to take over the worl with his rotten tomato meter New Line career.

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/celebrity/wyck_godfrey/

Hollywood fanboys have got another thing coming.

We're tired of the dumbed down, spurious lying and hype.

We want rugged, epic, manly story.

We want to rock out.

But all they care about is JohnnyDepp in Mascara, Cliffyb's endless, storyless, soulless hype; and serving the teenage fanboys--many of whom don't have fathers to teach them the true, deeper nature of epic art.

And so they will fail, and we will enjoy every minute of it, as their hubris called on down the thunder.