Friday, October 5, 2007

Cliffyb Name Dropping

Fact: Cliffyb has never created a compelling story.
Fact: Cliffyb has never hired a team of writers who have created a compelling story.
Fact: The story in Gears of War sucks.

But listen to Cliffyb talk smack and name-drop:

http://www.computerandvideogames.com/article.php?id=171868
  • Gears of War creator CliffyB has spoken of the influence of JRR Tolkien's work on his tip-top shooter in an interview with PC Zone magazine. "We wanted the Locust to be intelligent savages; they're like the Uruk-hai in LOTR, only with guns", the Epic man said when asked about the game's enemies.

Awesome--Gears of War is just like Lord of The Rings now. That means the movie will be great. Awesome.

Heart Breaking: Cliffy B Talks Gears of the Rings - Kotaku

http://kotaku.com/gaming/notag/cliffy-b-talks-gears-of-the-rings-299077.php

Awesome--"Gears of the Rings."

Fanboys can fake associations with classic culture all they want, but none can hold a candle to J.R.R. Tolkien, nor the epic movies, which were based on stories.

http://news.filefront.com/gears-of-war-movie-gets-euthanized/

Gears of War Movie Gets Euthanized

Even with millions of fanboys, and hundreds of millions in free publicity, video games fail as movies.

This is because Mark Rein/Wyck Godfrey and CliffyB are too arrogant to humble themselves before Epic Story.

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