Monday, October 8, 2007

Fanboys are Little Girls: Why Video Game Movies Fail

Fanboys are Little Girls: Why Video Games Movies Fail

Fanboys like Wyck Godfrey act like little girls, incapable of art, instead preferring pretty graphics and PONI3Z!!:
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/celebrity/wyck_godfrey/

Because they are not real artists like Tolkien, Lucas, Shakespeare, Homer, and Dante, they are not capable of epic story and art.
http://www.iesb.net/index.php?option=com_ezine&task=read&page=1&category=1&article=3418

Does this mean Len Wiseman will now be moving forward with the highly anticipated Gear of War film? Nope, the IESB has been informed Wiseman is off Gears as well*** and that New Line Cinema will most likely not move forward with the film at all. Our source is saying that the studio has concerns with ballooning budget of the film.


Translation: Wyck Godfrey & Mark Rein & CliffyB hate Shakespeare and Dante--they have never read any books, and they are incapable of conceiving, telling, rendering, and shooting a story. Thus New Line investors don't want to waste their money on a soulless piece of fanboy art, as Microsoft's hype won't carry any clout amongst lovers of art and film, even if Cliffyb poses with Lindsay Lohan.

Again, let me say it. Lord of The Rings was a book and epic story. 300 was a book and epic story.

Gears of War is a fanboy video game for little girls, and fanboys like Wyck Godfrey are little girls, incapable of art:
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/celebrity/wyck_godfrey/

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