Cliffyb is so f#&(# cool. PONIES!!! PwN3d!!

The following is from: http://biz.gamedaily.com/industry/feature/?id=17663&ncid=AOLGAM000500000000004 and http://gearsofwar.moviechronicles.com/2007-10/cliffyb-talks-film/

I've added some commentary pertaining to Wyck Godfrey & Cliffyb's arrogance, hubris, incompetence, and general misundertsanding and dismissal of epic story, film, Shakespeare, and art.

The following is from: http://biz.gamedaily.com/industry/feature/?id=17663&ncid=AOLGAM000500000000004 and http://gearsofwar.moviechronicles.com/2007-10/cliffyb-talks-film/
BIZ: What’s it like working with Stuart Beattie, the man who helped turn Pirates of the Caribbean into a Hollywood blockbuster?
CliffyB: Stu is amazing to work with because he knows Gears inside and out. He beat the game several times and he was hooked on multiplayer. You go into these Hollywood meetings and expect a certain type of Hollywood people, many of whom I’ve met.

• WHAT KIND OF HOLLYWOOD PERSON? A WYCK GODFREY AMBULANCE CHASING PRODUCER??
• http://www.rottentomatoes.com/celebrity/wyck_godfrey/

[…] He respects the franchise and he’s a fan of it. He also knows how to write a compelling movie and adaptation.

1. HAHAHHAHA--HOW CAN HE ADAPT STORYLESS GEARS OF WAR. WHAT IS THERE TO ADAPT? BANGATY BANG BANG BANG!! SEE THE MONSTERS DIE! BANGATY BANG BANG!! & PIRATES WASN'T ART!!!!

[…] I think we have a really great script and now it’s just a matter of getting the right director attached and making sure it becomes a “AAA” blockbuster movie.

1. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! A REALLY GREAT SCRIPT BASED ON THE GEARS OF WAR STORY!!! JUST LIKE WYCK GODFREY IS A REALLY GREAT PRODUCER!!!

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/celebrity/wyck_godfrey/
[…] The fact that Gears is an M-rated franchise and involves people getting chainsawed in half, it’s got to be a pretty f***ing hardcore movie.

1. HAHAHAHAHA. Cliffyb thinks like a little girl with a third-grade reading level, and thus he thinks four letter words and chainsaws make one hardcore--had only Shakespeare known this.

[…] I get a lot of forum posts where Gears fans tell us we need to cast this wrestler as Marcus. I don’t give a f**k if the guy’s buff or six foot five. What matters most is that this guy is charismatic and he can act and is somebody compelling that you want to watch on screen. […]

1. HAHAHAHAHAH!! CHARISMA IS WHAT WILL MAKE IT HAPPEN--NO NEED FOR STORY NOR ART!!

What matters is charisma because you can’t fake that. […]
CliffyB: We shared every detail imaginable with Stu on the franchise as far as the story bible and all of the secrets that everybody wants to know about what went down in Gears of War. […] He knows the underlying themes of the franchise and all of the underlying motivations of each of the characters. That’s fuel for the screenplay that he’s written. […] New Line, having done Lord of the Rings, they know how to back a very risky but also a potentially very lucrative franchise and make sure it’s treated with the respect it deserves.

1. HAHAHAHAHAH!! CLIFFYB THINKS THAT GOW IS AS VALUABLE AS LORD OF THE RINGS, AND DESERVES THE SAME "RESPECT"!!! LORD OF THE RINGS WAS A BOOK CREATED BY A HUMBLE LONE ARTIST WITH AN EPIC STORY!!! TOLKIEN NEVER DROVE HIS FERRARI TO PHOTOPS WITH LINDSAY LOHAN!!! GEARS OF WAR IS A FANBOY VIDEO GAME HYPED BY CLIFFYB/MICROSOFT. GEARS OF WAR SECRETS--HAHAHAHAHAHAH! DO TELL US ALL!! WHY IS CLIFFYB KEEPING ALL THESE GOW SECRETS? WHY NOT SHARE THE EXALTED, EPIC STORY?
   CLIFFYB HYPE + WYCK GODFREY'S RECORD = PLOTLESS, STORYLESS, ARTLESS MOVIESUCK.