Sunday, November 18, 2007

Tom Petty Wrote a Song About Wyck Godfrey & Cliffyb & The Gears of War Movie Suck & Hollywood Fanboy Hypesters Who Hate Story/Art/Film/Literature



'Tis a song about the death of the recording industry.

Sir Sean Connery and Sir Anthony Hopkins have also lamented the death of storytellig and art in Hollywood, brought to you by producers like Wyck "28% Rotten Tomato Rating" Godfrey and Cliffyb who is a non-stop "epic storytelling" hypester when it comes to GoW.

Well, if there's a story, where is it? Why won't Cliffyb share it? Where's the screenplay or novel?

Lord of The Rings was well-known before it became an epic movie, along with Hamlet, and The Godfather, and Gone With The Wind.

So why won't Cliffyb share the story?

I'll tell you why--because there is none.

And that's why they can't find a director.

Wyckyg only optioned GoW for the built-in fanboy audience. He dropped a lot of cash on storyless hype--on the very opposite of art and film and literature.

And then, in order to bolster his career, WyckyG must denigrate the Truth and Story, and hire Hollywood hack Stuartyb to pen some paint-by-numbers, soulles story, banking on Cliffyb's shameless ability to lie and hype about the existence of soul and story where there is none; just like corrupt bottom-line backers of New Line.

So it is that Hollywood must kill true and lasting art to finance their dying business, lead by the likes of 28% rotten tomato rating WyckyG.

Listen to the Tom Petty song, and think about WyckyG with his hand on the greenlight switch. Cliffyb gets to be famous, and WyckyG gets to be rich.

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